Jeffs Campaign

Bitches be Trippin'

“This place is full of marks” I thought to myself. Wait, how did I get here?

…at least I have my priorities straight…

I found I was leaning againts a pillar with my arms crossed and one leg propped on the surface behind me – as I am wont to do – and the wizard has a troubling look on his face. Normal. No danger.

Who’s this new wizard looking guy? Wizards and fucking magnets, how do they work? Guess I’ll stay here a while longer and size up the new guy before I get some food.

Or not. Old hat just mentioned something about a trap and I think that dudes head just turned into tounge.

Nearest threat are two guards, with 6-8 more on the field, four pussies serving food nearby also. That new wizard guy just layed a guard out. Extra point for the new guy. I dash up to the guard on the ground and stab my dagger through his forhead and throw my other through the nearest servants eye. One guard nearby, the servants are running, and the rest are focused elsewhere. Perfect.

At the other end theres sombitch fucking with the sword and shield. The gnomes acting funny. And the Giant is running people over. Plenty of openings for me to stab things in the kidney. It could go either way for a while on the far end. I head over to help, try to shock the gnome back to reality, but end up on the ground for most of the rest of the fight. I fight from the ground (I’m not above it) for a while. Things get under control and that naked bitch that kept throwing me down gets away. We finish off the tounge and down the second newly-disrobed-bitch as she’s trying to follow her sister.

Good Fight. Not sure what exactly was going on with these guys, or where I am, but the fights over, I’ll ask questions later.

tl;dr Session started with initiative and ended with the last enemy dead. One big fight, but it was a wide open space so the barbarian and the rogue were happy. Was in a banquet hall. A dude and some bitches are dead.

Comments

Well said! ‘Ishala’ escaped… Aftermath to clean up… (at least its not afterbirth to clean up).

Bitches be Trippin'
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